18:23 - Friday, Apr. 15, 2005
all in a name.......
i stole this from Claire.

KAT
From the Greek root meaning "Ugly Brute"

Expression
Kat is a pathological liar.

Personality
Kat is not exceptionally stable.

Natural
Kat likes animals-- perhaps too much.

Emotional
Kat does stupid things to impress people.

Character
Kat starts most of the arguments.

Physical
Kat couldn't beat Ghandi at boxing.

Mental
Kat once killed a man for snoring too loud.
no, but i could see it happening....

Motivation
Kat waits for a chance to jump down others' throats.

how cool is that!!
im a MENTALISIST!!!

funniest Quote ever...
Rab C Nesbitt is at the doctors. He is talking health matter with his GP.

GP:i mean come on man, your grossly overweight!look at me, im the same age as you, i cycle to work and as a result ive got the same waistline i had when i was 22!!

Rab:So have I, so have I, I've always been a fat bastard!!

22:38 - Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005
yaaaaaaaaay
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

footballers wives!!

how fab is this!!

i just love it!! its the best telly show ever!

on a plus note tommorow is friday, i booked my flights, i get a lie in (kinda) on sat, im heading out clubbing on sat night, i only work till half three tommorow, but i start at 7 so thats hairy bollocks.

but thursdays are good!

yes they are little grasshopper.

best line ever in Footballers Wives...

Conrad – “Hazel, we just want to say thank you for all your support and for getting it over with so quickly.”
Bruno – “And for believing us.”
Hazel – “You don’t want to know what I believe you bunch of low-life shit-heads. I saw that girl right and one of you is a sick bastard, the rest of you are pathetic cowards for keeping it schtum.”
Conrad – “If that’s what you think, then why did you defend us?”
Hazel – “Because I ain’t gonna get shafted as well as that poor bitch. And she’d’ve been torn apart by the press for believing she’s still got the right to say no. So you smile for the cameras when you get home and I’ll try to mop up what’s left of your stinking reputations. But one day, when you’re no good at kicking balls anymore, I hope your own shrivel up in shame and drop off.”

i <3 hazel.

listening to: Right Here Waiting by Richard Marx
feelings: excited, happy
i want to: see grant. and get a hug.

22:35 - Wednesday, Apr. 13, 2005
Chinese....
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

English - See me A.S.A.P.
Chinese - Kum Hia Nao

English -Stupid Man
Chinese - Dum Gai

English -Small Horse
Chinese - Tai Ni Po Ni

English - Did you go to the beach?
Chinese - Wai Yu So Tan?

English - I bumped into a coffee table.
Chinese - Ai Bang Mai Ni

English - I think you need a facelift.
Chinese - Chin Tu Fat

English - It's very dark in here.
Chinese - Wai So Dim?

English - Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese - Hao Long Wei Ting?

English - That was an unauthorized execution.
Chinese - Lin Ching

English - I thought you were on a diet.
Chinese - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English - This is a tow away zone.
Chinese - No Pah King

English - Do you know the Macarena lyrics?
Chinese - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

English - You are not very bright.
Chinese - Yu So Dum

English I got this for free.
Chinese - Ai No Pei

English - Are you harboring a fugitive?
Chinese - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English - I am not guilty.
Chinese - Wai Hang Mi?

English -Please, stay a while longer.
Chinese - Wai Go Nao?

English - Our meeting is next week.
Chinese - Wai Yu Kum Nao?

English - They have arrived.
Chinese - Hia Dei Kum

teeee

and before all you politically correct bullshitters get on the bandwagon - this was sent to me by my mate Li.

yay!!

21:01 - Tuesday, Apr. 12, 2005
colour me angry
colourful layout.

like it?

i do. it cheered me up. i was extremely happy a few hours ago. i was talking to my lovely man, he was telling me he loved me, we were arranging times to get flights etc, and then suddenly i came off the phone, asked my dad a question and then BAM! a huge fight which ended up in me saying things i didnt mean and him saying things i hope he didnt mean.

sometimes its good to have a fight, to get the frustrations out on the one person who dont expect to walk away and not love you when its done.

i think thats what happened. i feel bad now, but im stubborn, and so is he. so we havent made up yet.
and i doubt we will tonight. which is scary as i hate doing this, i would die if something bad was the last thing i ever said to someone i loved.

so yeah. i need to make it up with him. but right now? right now, im upset, mad and in desperate need of a huggle.

so its wtching most huanted, eating chocolate and feeling sorry for myself.

when really all i want is to be happy and colourful again.

You can reach me by railway, you can reach me by trailway
You can reach me on an airplane, you can reach me with your mind
You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man
I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can

23:21 - Thursday, Apr. 07, 2005
ABC of ME
Took this from Lovely Linny. Meter Maid. not really.

A - Accent: smiley, scottish accent
B - Breast size: bazzooka size
C - Chore you hate: ironing
D - Dad's name: Archie
E - Essential make-up item: Lip gloss
F - Favorite perfume: Gucci Pink, Paul Smith or FCUK
G - Gold or silver: Silver
H - Hometown:a teeny little village called Bonkle. i swear. lol
I - Insomnia: nah im a lazy cow
J - Job title: Senior Operation Department Nurse
K - Kids: nope
L - Living arrangements: with the archie
M - Mum's birthplace: same as my home town
N - Number of pets you've had: 3
O - Overnight hospital stays: yup. but i get paid for them
P - Phobia: spiders
R - Religious affiliation: RC. rock on.
S - Siblings: two older brothers
T - Time you wake up: depends on my shift.
U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: none
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: potato croqettes. bleeeugh
W - Worst habit: talking too much
X - X-rays you've had: both distal radius, both ulna, both distal tibia, one chest, one jaw, one dental,
Y - Yummy foods you make: uuummmmm my herb potatoes and chicken is famous
Z - Zodiac sign: capricorn

Now tell me about you. Copy paste and slap it on your diary..

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